{"id":16391,"date":"2014-06-24T10:56:30","date_gmt":"2014-06-24T17:56:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dev.afterhoursagency.com\/wgc\/?p=16391"},"modified":"2019-10-07T10:16:59","modified_gmt":"2019-10-07T17:16:59","slug":"surprise-vacation-2014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dev.afterhoursagency.com\/wgc\/surprise-vacation-2014\/","title":{"rendered":"Surprise Vacation 2014"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">It\u2019s about that time\u2026.SURPRISE VACATION 2014<\/h2>\n<p>You guys. It\u2019s my favorite time of year. SURPRISE VACATION! Which actually coincides around my birthday, which I intend to\u00a0celebrate all summer long so it\u2019s like double the awesomeness.<\/p>\n<p><img class=\"size-full wp-image-16487 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.whatsgabycooking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Surprise-Vacation-2014.png\" alt=\"Surprise Vacation 2014\" width=\"870\" height=\"580\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cdn.whatsgabycooking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Surprise-Vacation-2014.png 870w, https:\/\/cdn.whatsgabycooking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Surprise-Vacation-2014-250x166.png 250w, https:\/\/cdn.whatsgabycooking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Surprise-Vacation-2014-160x106.png 160w, https:\/\/cdn.whatsgabycooking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Surprise-Vacation-2014-260x173.png 260w, https:\/\/cdn.whatsgabycooking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Surprise-Vacation-2014-360x240.png 360w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 870px) 100vw, 870px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Okay. Surprise Vacay has been a longstanding Dalkin family tradition since we were kids. In case you haven\u2019t followed along on years past\u2026 here\u2019s the deal.<\/p>\n<p>When we were kids my parents would throw us birthday parties. Obviously. Well, turns out, kids like to cry and get upset and somebody would ALWAYS cry or pout. No one likes a pouter. So my parents decided to stop throwing birthday parties and instead they\u2019d plan an epic surprise vacation for us each summer.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s basically the highlight of my life. I\u2019m obsessed. We get somewhere in the realm of 8-10 clues each year and we have to figure out where we are going. Some years we\u2019ve figured it out, others we\u2019re totally surprised. One thing is always certain\u2026. I\u2019m always wrong. My sister sometimes figures it out, my husband has been known to do the same\u2026 but I\u2019m always, without fail, 100% wrong. I think it\u2019s because I have this burning desire to go on safari in Africa and no matter what clues my parents send over I somehow make them fit into an African safari. Clearly, I have issues.<\/p>\n<p>So\u2026. The time has come! Dalkin Family Surprise Vacation 2014 is upon us. We\u2019re heading out end of July for 9 days and the clues are starting to roll in. I\u2019m posting them here (because, duh!) and hoping that you guys can help figure it out!<\/p>\n<h4><strong>Clue #1: Come on, we need to get out of &#8230;.., like nomads. Ugh, stinks, can&#8217;t get it to budge&#8230;&#8230;<\/strong><\/h4>\n<h4><strong>Clue #2 Are you sure? I am not sure&#8230;. I am sure. Should we play on the sand??<\/strong><\/h4>\n<h4><strong>Clue #3 Onward to the supreme law , just a few more steps, how enlightened we will be. <\/strong><\/h4>\n<h4><strong>Clue #4 Jiminy Cricket did it <\/strong><\/h4>\n<h4><strong>Clue #5 Walking the eighth C, how great it would be! <\/strong><\/h4>\n<h4><strong>Clue #6 Check your watch between 46th and 47th for a tasty treat. <\/strong><\/h4>\n<h4><strong>Clue #7 The perfect places to rest with those you love: Horse drawn linen for love birds. <\/strong><\/h4>\n<h4><strong>Clue #8 Drew Brees and Coach Madden, stranded together. <\/strong><\/h4>\n<h4><strong>Clue #9 What is that I hear, both east and west; is there h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o around? <\/strong><\/h4>\n<h4><strong>Clue #10 Returning to the Disney theme: A safe place for Bambi. <\/strong><\/h4>\n<p>Also\u00a0&#8211; punctuation has been known to play into the clues in the past!<\/p>\n<p>In case you\u2019re going to play along with us \u2013 here\u2019s a list of where we\u2019ve already been so you can rule those out!<br \/>\n1. <a href=\"https:\/\/dev.afterhoursagency.com\/wgc\/surprise-vacation-2013\/#.U2e6x61dWlM\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Alaska<\/a>\u00a0(click on over to see clues and my dad&#8217;s commentary on this trip!)<br \/>\n2. <a href=\"https:\/\/dev.afterhoursagency.com\/wgc\/surprise-vaca-decoded\/#.U2e6-q1dWlM\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">France<\/a>\u00a0(click on over to see clues and my dad&#8217;s commentary on this trip!)<br \/>\n3. Bahamas<br \/>\n4. Banff, Canada<br \/>\n5. Italy<br \/>\n6. Turkey + Greece<br \/>\n7. England + Scotland<br \/>\n8. Cancun\/Tulum, Mexico<br \/>\n9. Hawaii<br \/>\n10. Napa<br \/>\n11. New York + Washington DC<br \/>\n12. Las Vegas<br \/>\n13. Texas<br \/>\n14. Disney World<\/p>\n<p>And here\u2019s an example of these twisted clues\/explanation from the past:<br \/>\nNoisy Sheep. Tasty Pig. Ah<\/p>\n<p>Noisy Sheep \u2013 what sound does it make: Baaaaaaah<br \/>\nTasty Pig \u2013 what\u2019s a tasty pig: Ham<br \/>\nAh<\/p>\n<p>Put them all together: BAHAMA.<\/p>\n<p>Welcome to the Dalkin fam. We\u2019re totally awesome\/weird.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s about that time\u2026.SURPRISE VACATION 2014 You guys. It\u2019s my favorite time of year. SURPRISE VACATION! Which actually coincides around my birthday, which I intend to\u00a0celebrate all summer long so it\u2019s like double the awesomeness. Okay. 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